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UPDATE: No one seems to have noticed that this pornface is being worn by a very famous person…

The best I can do on the gender equity front, since I haven’t come across any male porn in a while, is this picture of a woman wearing a necklace next to a man wearing some serious pornface.

Click on the thumbnail for a larger version of the first Pornface to include a prop:

From now on, I’ll be keeping the Pornface images at thumbnail size here on the front page, so you don’t have to worry about creeping out your coworkers or the people sitting around you wherever you’re reading this blog. If you’re in a safe place or just don’t care about what those people think, you can always view the full-size image by simply clicking on the thumbnail.

Congratulations to Delilah for her perfect caption to Pornface #3. If there existed one correct answer to the problem of captioning that Pornface, hers was it.

Now let your imaginations run wild over the curious expression of Pornface #4:

I have to apologize for posting the third woman in a row. I recently had to clean out my storage space and get rid of a lot of possible sources for male Pornface pictures. But as soon as we find some more guy mags, we’ll start giving this category some balance. Anyway, please comment with captions for Pornface #3:

This is the image that inspired what I hope will be a weekly feature here at HaulingSecrets where we post notable pictures of the faces of models from porn magazines we find. And you, my fellow authors and readers, are challenged to think of the best caption to fit the photo and post it below as a comment. We’ll call it…Pornface. It could be fun.