Zombie Cream
January 11th, 2007 by edge
This is the first of what I’m sure will be many in a series of the gross, hilarious, and just plain strange objects we find in the yards, basements, attics, and (dungeons?) of the homes in Anytown, USA.
Here it is, the inexplicable advertisement that Smidge found inside the dead mouse house:
Ladies and gentleman, nothing named “Collagen Placenta” will ever go anywhere near my face. Here’s why:
1. Go to the Wikipedia page on “placenta“.
2. Scroll down.
That’s why The Edge will never soften his skin with this product. And as for the RNA-DNA (with vitamins and ENYMES!) claim, I may have to look back at some of my old biology textbooks, but I don’t believe that makes a shred of sense.
