Hauling Secrets

The Haulympics is a hypothetical game that we’ve never really played.  There are many different tasks we have to perform and skills to acquire, tricks, flourishes, etc.  It’s fun sometimes to daydream about the staging of a huge exhibition for all these things, where haulers from all corner of the Earth got together in a show of hauling ability…the Haulympics.  The Edge would take gold in the bag-tossing competition.  I myself would be pretty competitive in the freestyle dolly-maneuvering event, I like to think.  Bosun (who has yet to write a post here) would surely medal in Smooth-talking the Client, and Flores would leave his name in the Truck Racing recordbooks.  It would be grand.