styles of hauling
January 9th, 2007 by Flores
At the end of the other day the sky looked like this.
Its strange to say but undeniable once said, we all have a style of hauling. (I admit I exemplify the more awkward style of hauling.) But style exists independent of how good a hauler you are.
It can all be thought about much like the hip-hop sense of “flow”. Some artists have awkward flow, like Biz Markie or Ol’ Dirty Bastard, but that does not mean they have any less “street cred”. People who enjoy ODB can certainly enjoy Jay-Z, who has immaculate flow. On to my example of my awkward hauling flow.
One of the more disgusting items I hauled the other day was a mattress that looked like it was made of fur. Upon seeing the fur I thought to myself, “Shouldn’t I scrape off the fur before lifting this? It will get everywhere.” Then I paused. Then thought, “Nah! I’ll just try to carry it slowly as to not disturb the fur.” And as you can imagine my well intentioned plan backfired when cat hair went everywhere: the floor, the walls, my clothes, in my mouth. It reminded me much of the infamous “I’ll break the large pane of glass to make it more manageable” incident of 2006. Such is a minor incident of my awkward awkward style.
