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bed bug mattresses


This is the message the maintenance staff had written on the dozens of mattresses that outgoing tenants had left by the dumpsters of their apartment complex.  Apparently they have a problem every year with new tenants taking the mattresses they see lying there and then complaining to management about bed bugs a few weeks later.  So they hired us to take them away as soon as possible.  Not soon enough though to prevent my partner Flores from seeing a few things crawling on his shirt and all the rest of us getting the heebie-jeebies.  But it does suggest a nice new tagline – Haulers: we pick up things that say “don’t pick up.”

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