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Pornface #1

January 7th, 2007 by smidge

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This is the image that inspired what I hope will be a weekly feature here at HaulingSecrets where we post notable pictures of the faces of models from porn magazines we find. And you, my fellow authors and readers, are challenged to think of the best caption to fit the photo and post it below as a comment. We’ll call it…Pornface. It could be fun.

10 Responses to “Pornface #1”

  1. on 07 Jan 2007 at 6:30 pm1 john henrey

    Photograph taken from obscure genre of ‘wall porn’ circa 1977. Honey Bonedry is seen gropping ‘wall breast.’ No known articles of ‘wall porn’ are found after 1977.

  2. on 09 Jan 2007 at 12:24 pm2 SDS

    “Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute…pre-op or post-op?”

  3. on 09 Jan 2007 at 4:45 pm3 edge

    No matter how hard he tried, Frank could not muster the sensual facial expression the director was looking for.

  4. on 09 Jan 2007 at 10:23 pm4 flores

    she/he looks way too familiar.

  5. on 10 Jan 2007 at 2:11 am5 lashed

    DAD?!?

  6. on 10 Jan 2007 at 8:45 am6 Mark

    It looks to me as though she’s sniffing shit and doing math in her head at the same time.

  7. on 10 Jan 2007 at 10:08 am7 gabe

    See! I told you a little spackle and touch-up paint would hide it!

  8. on 10 Jan 2007 at 10:08 am8 yodeley

    hey big boy, fuck my hairy ass before this wall falls down

  9. on 10 Jan 2007 at 6:17 pm9 Gaurav

    This is the dirtiest toilet I’ve ever sat on; at least I just made rent.

  10. on 11 Jan 2007 at 6:50 pm10 zcd

    ‘A sex change operation, a nose-breaking barroom brawl, and my hair still retains its sultry bounce and curl. That’s because I shampoo with SUAVE and rinse with spunk.’

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